I Survived Another Holiday Party Blanket | funny holiday survival, festive humor - CraftHide.Co
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This soft CraftHide.Co velveteen throw is printed with a bold, text-first holiday joke and a low-key cartoon diner scene that leans into festive-humor trends. The design pairs high-contrast sans lettering with classic holiday accents (hats, balloons, small gifts) so the one-line quip reads instantly from a distance—a visual shorthand for party fatigue and snarky relief. The medium-weight velveteen surface keeps colors vivid while feeling plush against the skin, making the blanket a cozy layer during post-party wind-downs or quiet evenings at home. Product features - Double needle topstitch on all seams - 100% polyester (SPOKE/Printify Choice) or 83% polyester, 17% spandex (Miami Sublimation) - Print on one side in high detail and vibrant color - Medium heavy-weight fabric (8.85 oz/yd² / 300 g/m²), extra soft to the touch - Country of origin: China; meets specified safety compliance.
Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not iron - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not bleach - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product
| 30" × 40" | 50" × 60" | 60" × 80" | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 30.00 | 50.00 | 60.00 |
| Height, in | 40.00 | 60.00 | 80.00 |
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Double needle topstitch on all seams
The product is sewn around the edges with double stitching, making it long-lasting and durable
Polyester
This durable synthetic fabric retains its shape and dries quickly
Age restrictions
For adults
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from China
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, BPA, azo dyes and formaldehyde level requirements.
Do not dryclean; Do not iron; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not bleach; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product.
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